Funny

★★★★★Reviewed by Ima B CheapMasters in Savings Program Cell Phone Jail“The phones have been sentenced. No parole.” Family dinner was a WARZONE. Everyone on their phones. No eye contact. My meatloaf deserves ATTENTION. So I bought a tiny jail for phones. It holds 6 devices and has a little timer lock. You committed the crime … Read more

★★★★★Reviewed by Ima B CheapMasters in Savings Program Hand-Holding Magnetic Socks“My feet are in a committed relationship now.” These socks have little hands on them that MAGNETICALLY HOLD EACH OTHER. So when you put your feet together, your socks are holding hands. This is either the cutest thing ever invented or deeply unsettling depending on … Read more

★★★★★Reviewed by Ima B CheapMasters in Savings Program Angry Mama Microwave Cleaner“She’s not angry. She’s disappointed. And steamy.” You fill Angry Mama with vinegar and water, put her in the microwave, and she gets SO MAD that steam shoots out of her head. And somehow this cleans your microwave? SCIENCE. I haven’t cleaned my microwave … Read more

★★★★★Reviewed by Ima B CheapMasters in Savings Program Shark Blanket Hoodie“I am no longer a person. I am a shark.” I bought this for my kid. I’m writing this review FROM INSIDE THE SHARK because I stole it. It’s mine now. You climb inside and the shark EATS YOU and then you’re cozy and also … Read more

★★★★★Reviewed by Ima B CheapMasters in Savings Program Screaming Goat Button“My coworkers have asked me to stop. I will not stop.” I bought this for “stress relief” but let’s be honest—I bought it because I wanted a button that makes a goat scream on command. And it DELIVERS. Every time I press it, a tiny … Read more

★★★★★Reviewed by Ima B CheapMasters in Savings Program Hutzler Banana Slicer “I’m TIRED of versatile kitchen tools.” Gone are the dark days of using a KNIFE to slice a BANANA like some kind of Victorian surgeon. This miracle device has saved my family from the constant danger of banana-related knife injuries. My kids can now … Read more