Cheap101 Campus Lost & Found Inventory
REGISTRY CODE: LNF-LOG-2026 | LOCATION: Basement Storage Annex
Items left behind in lecture halls, computer labs, or cafeteria booths are held for precisely seven (7) business days. Under Cheap101 Campus By-Law 404, unclaimed articles are not discarded; they are aggressively repurposed into functional domestic utility tools.
Current Unclaimed Articles & Repurposed Classifications
| Item Logged | Original Description | Cheap101 Repurposed Use |
|---|---|---|
| Item #104 | Single orphaned wool gym sock | Reassigned as a reusable floor sweeper mop cover. Machine washable. Value saved: $14/box on disposable pads. |
| Item #105 | 32-oz Stainless Steel Travel Tumbler | Sterilized and drafted into Professor Ima’s personal fleet. Never buys coffee on the road again. |
| Item #106 | Empty plastic peanut butter jar (unwashed) | Soaked in hot water, degreased, and reclassified as garage hardware sorting bin for #8 dry-wall screws. |
| Item #107 | Worn cotton crew neck shirt with hole in sleeve | Sliced into eight lint-free cleaning rags. Eliminates paper towel roll reliance. |
Domestic Cleaning Gear Requisition
If you prefer dedicated cleaning textiles rather than cutting up old gym jerseys, Professor Ima approves bulk multi-pack microfiber cloths that outlast 50 paper towel rolls:
Campus Custodial Requisition Link:
Reusable microfiber cleaning cloths wash hundreds of times, hold ten times their weight in water, and eliminate disposable paper towel bills entirely.