★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Bicycle Pizza Cutter
“Tour de Pizza starts NOW.”
Before this, I was cutting pizza like a PEASANT. Just a regular wheel. No handlebars. No kickstand. Embarrassing. But now? Now I ride my tiny bicycle across the cheese like a champion. It has TWO wheels for dual cutting action and a little kickstand so it can rest after its journey. I make engine noises while I use it. My family is concerned. But you know what they’re NOT concerned about? Uneven pizza slices. Because this little bike delivers PRECISION. It’s also a great conversation starter. “Is that a bicycle on your pizza?” Yes. Yes it is. Tour de Pizza starts NOW.