★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Screaming Goat Button
“My coworkers have asked me to stop. I will not stop.”
I bought this for “stress relief” but let’s be honest—I bought it because I wanted a button that makes a goat scream on command. And it DELIVERS. Every time I press it, a tiny goat screams into the void, and somehow that makes spreadsheets more bearable. My coworkers have asked me to stop. I will not stop. My boss scheduled a meeting about “office noise.” I brought the goat. The meeting was short. This is the most powerful $10 I have ever spent. If you work from home, even better—scream with the goat. No one can stop you. Freedom.