★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Angry Mama Microwave Cleaner
“She’s not angry. She’s disappointed. And steamy.”
You fill Angry Mama with vinegar and water, put her in the microwave, and she gets SO MAD that steam shoots out of her head. And somehow this cleans your microwave? SCIENCE. I haven’t cleaned my microwave properly since 2019. There were things growing in there. Civilizations, possibly. But Angry Mama went in there and emerged victorious. The spaghetti explosion from last month? Gone. That thing I’m pretty sure was cheese at some point? Vanquished. She looks exactly like my actual mama when I told her I wasn’t going to law school. Disappointed but effective. I wipe everything down after her rage session and it sparkles. Mama knows best.