Ring ring, the future is calling, and it is yellow and curved! This Bluetooth banana pairs with your real phone so you can take calls like a tropical businessperson, with up to 20 hours of battery life. Hand one to your favorite person and watch the giggles ripen.
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Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Banana Phone
“Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE.”
It’s a phone. Shaped like a banana. That actually works. Via BLUETOOTH. We are living in the FUTURE and the future is YELLOW AND CURVED. I pair it with my actual phone and take calls on my banana like some kind of tropical businessperson. 20-hour battery life! You can talk on your banana for TWENTY HOURS. I answered a work call on it and my boss asked why I sounded “echo-y and potassium-rich.” I didn’t explain. The mystery is part of the appeal. My kids think I’ve lost my mind but I’ve actually found it. It was in the banana the whole time. Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE. (If you don’t get that reference, Google it. You’re welcome.)