★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Toast Crossbody Bag
“High fashion. Butter sold separately.”
I walked into a fancy restaurant carrying a purse that looks EXACTLY like a piece of buttered toast. The hostess didn’t know what to do. “Can I… take your toast?” No ma’am, this is a PURSE. It holds my phone, my wallet, my keys, and my absolute disregard for conventional fashion. People stop me on the street. “Is that TOAST?” Yes. Yes it is. I am carb-forward in my accessory choices. My daughter refuses to be seen with me in public now which is honestly a bonus. More toast for me. I’m eyeing the fried egg backpack next. Gonna build a whole breakfast outfit. This is what peak fashion looks like.