★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Shark Blanket Hoodie
“I am no longer a person. I am a shark.”
I bought this for my kid. I’m writing this review FROM INSIDE THE SHARK because I stole it. It’s mine now. You climb inside and the shark EATS YOU and then you’re cozy and also terrifying. My legs stick out the bottom like the shark is in the middle of consuming me. I walked into the kitchen like this and my husband dropped his coffee. Worth every penny. I now attend all Zoom meetings as a shark. “Can you turn your camera on?” Sure. But you’re not going to like what you see. I’m buying three more so my whole family can be a school of sharks. This is my life now. No regrets.