Kikkerland Cat Butt Magnets
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Kikkerland Cat Butt Magnets
“Whoever sculpted these has STUDIED cats. From a very specific angle.”
Before these magnets, I was using REGULAR magnets like some kind of peasant. Now my refrigerator is covered in six lifelike cat hindquarters and I have never felt more alive. The “attention to detail” is honestly alarming … Read More
Tortilla Blanket
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Tortilla Blanket
“I am the burrito now.”
I used to have ambitions. Dreams. Goals. Now I just want to wrap myself in a giant tortilla and become one with the couch. This blanket has ruined me in the best way possible. It’s huge, it’s soft, and it looks EXACTLY like a flour … Read More
Hand Holding Magnetic Socks
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Hand-Holding Magnetic Socks
“My feet are in a committed relationship now.”
These socks have little hands on them that MAGNETICALLY HOLD EACH OTHER. So when you put your feet together, your socks are holding hands. This is either the cutest thing ever invented or deeply unsettling depending on your worldview. I bought them … Read More
Shocking Potato Game
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Shocking Potato Game
“Hot potato but with consequences.”
Remember hot potato? That innocent childhood game? Someone looked at it and said “what if we added ELECTRICITY?” And thus this beautiful chaos was born. You pass the potato while music plays. When the music stops, whoever’s holding it gets ZAPPED. Not like, hospital … Read More
Hen Handbag
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Hen Bag Handbag
“Is that Hermès? No, it’s a rubber chicken.”
It’s a PURSE. Shaped like a RUBBER CHICKEN. It has a zipper down the back and you put your stuff INSIDE THE CHICKEN. I carried it to brunch and the hostess didn’t know what to say. “Can I… take your chicken?” … Read More
Bicycle Pizza Cutter
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Bicycle Pizza Cutter
“Tour de Pizza starts NOW.”
Before this, I was cutting pizza like a PEASANT. Just a regular wheel. No handlebars. No kickstand. Embarrassing. But now? Now I ride my tiny bicycle across the cheese like a champion. It has TWO wheels for dual cutting action and a little kickstand … Read More
Chicken Harness w/Diaper
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Chicken Harness and Leash
“Henrietta and I go on walks now.”
I have a chicken. Her name is Henrietta. She’s an indoor chicken which my landlord says is “against the lease” and “genuinely concerning” but that’s neither here nor there. The POINT is that Henrietta needed EXERCISE and I needed a way … Read More