Chicken Harness w/Diaper
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Chicken Harness and Leash
“Henrietta and I go on walks now.”
I have a chicken. Her name is Henrietta. She’s an indoor chicken which my landlord says is “against the lease” and “genuinely concerning” but that’s neither here nor there. The POINT is that Henrietta needed EXERCISE and I needed a way … Read More
Shocking Potato Game
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Shocking Potato Game
“Hot potato but with consequences.”
Remember hot potato? That innocent childhood game? Someone looked at it and said “what if we added ELECTRICITY?” And thus this beautiful chaos was born. You pass the potato while music plays. When the music stops, whoever’s holding it gets ZAPPED. Not like, hospital … Read More
Dehydrated Water Can
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Dehydrated Water Can
“Organic. BPA-free. Also completely empty.”
This is an empty can. Labeled as “Dehydrated Water.” The instructions say “just add water.” I gave it to my brother-in-law for Christmas and watched him try to figure it out for ELEVEN MINUTES before he realized it was a joke. Best $10 I’ve … Read More
Banana Phone
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Banana Phone
“Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE.”
It’s a phone. Shaped like a banana. That actually works. Via BLUETOOTH. We are living in the FUTURE and the future is YELLOW AND CURVED. I pair it with my actual phone and take calls on my banana like some kind … Read More
Pickle Bandaids
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Pickle Bandages
“I’m in a real pickle… literally.”
I cut my finger making dinner and instead of reaching for boring beige bandages like a NORMAL person, I slapped a giant pickle on my wound. And you know what? It HEALED. Probably the same as a regular bandage but with 1000% more chaotic … Read More
Yolococa Tiny Hands Finger Puppets
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Yolococa Tiny Hands Finger Puppets
“They called the police.”
I cannot stress enough how important it is that they include BOTH left and right hands. I bought a cheaper set once and got ten right hands. Do you know how unsettling it is to wave at someone with five tiny right hands? … Read More
Screaming Goat Book & Figurine
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Screaming Goat Book + Figure
“Educational AND chaotic.”
This is not just a screaming goat. This is a screaming goat WITH LITERATURE. You get a tiny goat figure that screams when you press it AND a book full of goat facts. Did you know goats have accents? I didn’t. Now I do … Read More
Bicycle Pizza Cutter
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Bicycle Pizza Cutter
“Tour de Pizza starts NOW.”
Before this, I was cutting pizza like a PEASANT. Just a regular wheel. No handlebars. No kickstand. Embarrassing. But now? Now I ride my tiny bicycle across the cheese like a champion. It has TWO wheels for dual cutting action and a little kickstand … Read More