★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Dehydrated Water Can
“Organic. BPA-free. Also completely empty.”
This is an empty can. Labeled as “Dehydrated Water.” The instructions say “just add water.” I gave it to my brother-in-law for Christmas and watched him try to figure it out for ELEVEN MINUTES before he realized it was a joke. Best $10 I’ve ever spent. He opened it expecting… I don’t know, powder? Crystals? The essence of hydration? NOPE. Just air and betrayal. The can says it’s organic, BPA-free, low-sodium, and gluten-free. All technically true because THERE’S NOTHING IN IT. I’ve now bought five more for various people who have wronged me over the years. The gift that keeps on giving absolutely nothing.