★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Bacon Bandages
“My wounds are delicious now.”
I scraped my knee and instead of slapping on a boring beige bandage like some kind of AMATEUR, I wrapped my wound in BACON. Not real bacon—that would be unsanitary and also a waste of bacon. These are bacon-SHAPED bandages and they are GLORIOUS. My doctor asked what happened to my arm and I said “breakfast incident” and didn’t elaborate. The tin they come in is adorable and I keep it on my desk now. Coworkers thin