★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Pickle Bandages
“I’m in a real pickle… literally.”
I cut my finger making dinner and instead of reaching for boring beige bandages like a NORMAL person, I slapped a giant pickle on my wound. And you know what? It HEALED. Probably the same as a regular bandage but with 1000% more chaotic energy. My coworkers asked what happened to my hand and I got to say “oh, it’s just my pickle” which is not a sentence I ever expected to say at work. You get 50 in a tin which means 50 opportunities to confuse medical professionals. They’re FDA compliant AND they come in a reusable tin. I keep mine in the bathroom now. Guests are concerned. I am THRIVING. Finally, first aid that matches my personality: briny and unexpected.