★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Screaming Goat Book + Figure
“Educational AND chaotic.”
This is not just a screaming goat. This is a screaming goat WITH LITERATURE. You get a tiny goat figure that screams when you press it AND a book full of goat facts. Did you know goats have accents? I didn’t. Now I do. I press the goat, it screams, I read a fact, I feel smarter. This is what education should be. I’ve learned more from this goat than I did in four years of college. It sits on my desk now, judging me, ready to scream at a moment’s notice. My therapist says I’ve “replaced human connection with a goat.” That’s not a question so I didn’t respond. I just pressed the goat.