★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Tortilla Blanket
“I am the burrito now.”
I used to have ambitions. Dreams. Goals. Now I just want to wrap myself in a giant tortilla and become one with the couch. This blanket has ruined me in the best way possible. It’s huge, it’s soft, and it looks EXACTLY like a flour tortilla. I roll myself up and tell my family I’m a burrito. They don’t laugh anymore. They’ve accepted it. My dog tried to eat me once which was concerning but also flattering? 67,000+ reviews and every single person is living their best cylindrical life. Join us. Become the burrito.