Banana Phone
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Banana Phone
“Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE.”
It’s a phone. Shaped like a banana. That actually works. Via BLUETOOTH. We are living in the FUTURE and the future is YELLOW AND CURVED. I pair it with my actual phone and take calls on my banana like some kind … Read More
Shark Blanket Hoodie
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Shark Blanket Hoodie
“I am no longer a person. I am a shark.”
I bought this for my kid. I’m writing this review FROM INSIDE THE SHARK because I stole it. It’s mine now. You climb inside and the shark EATS YOU and then you’re cozy and also terrifying. My legs stick out … Read More
Electronic Yodeling Pickle
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Electronic Yodeling Pickle
“The cucumber hasn’t spoken to me in weeks.”
Finally, my prayers have been answered. Do you know how much I was spending on yodeling lessons for my regular pickles? THOUSANDS. And they never learned. Not even one decent “yodel-ay-hee-hoo.” Just sat there. Being pickles. But THIS pickle? This pickle … Read More
Yolococa Tiny Hands Finger Puppets
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Yolococa Tiny Hands Finger Puppets
“They called the police.”
I cannot stress enough how important it is that they include BOTH left and right hands. I bought a cheaper set once and got ten right hands. Do you know how unsettling it is to wave at someone with five tiny right hands? … Read More
Cell Phone Jail
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Cell Phone Jail
“The phones have been sentenced. No parole.”
Family dinner was a WARZONE. Everyone on their phones. No eye contact. My meatloaf deserves ATTENTION. So I bought a tiny jail for phones. It holds 6 devices and has a little timer lock. You committed the crime (checking TikTok during dinner), now … Read More
Dehydrated Water Can
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Dehydrated Water Can
“Organic. BPA-free. Also completely empty.”
This is an empty can. Labeled as “Dehydrated Water.” The instructions say “just add water.” I gave it to my brother-in-law for Christmas and watched him try to figure it out for ELEVEN MINUTES before he realized it was a joke. Best $10 I’ve … Read More
Toast Crossbody Bag
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Toast Crossbody Bag
“High fashion. Butter sold separately.”
I walked into a fancy restaurant carrying a purse that looks EXACTLY like a piece of buttered toast. The hostess didn’t know what to do. “Can I… take your toast?” No ma’am, this is a PURSE. It holds my phone, my wallet, my keys, … Read More
Tortilla Blanket
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Tortilla Blanket
“I am the burrito now.”
I used to have ambitions. Dreams. Goals. Now I just want to wrap myself in a giant tortilla and become one with the couch. This blanket has ruined me in the best way possible. It’s huge, it’s soft, and it looks EXACTLY like a flour … Read More