Dehydrated Water Can
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Dehydrated Water Can
“Organic. BPA-free. Also completely empty.”
This is an empty can. Labeled as “Dehydrated Water.” The instructions say “just add water.” I gave it to my brother-in-law for Christmas and watched him try to figure it out for ELEVEN MINUTES before he realized it was a joke. Best $10 I’ve … Read More
Hutzler Banana Slicer
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Hutzler Banana Slicer
“I’m TIRED of versatile kitchen tools.”
Gone are the dark days of using a KNIFE to slice a BANANA like some kind of Victorian surgeon. This miracle device has saved my family from the constant danger of banana-related knife injuries. My kids can now slice their own bananas and … Read More
Hen Handbag
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Hen Bag Handbag
“Is that Hermès? No, it’s a rubber chicken.”
It’s a PURSE. Shaped like a RUBBER CHICKEN. It has a zipper down the back and you put your stuff INSIDE THE CHICKEN. I carried it to brunch and the hostess didn’t know what to say. “Can I… take your chicken?” … Read More
Pickle Bandaids
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Pickle Bandages
“I’m in a real pickle… literally.”
I cut my finger making dinner and instead of reaching for boring beige bandages like a NORMAL person, I slapped a giant pickle on my wound. And you know what? It HEALED. Probably the same as a regular bandage but with 1000% more chaotic … Read More
Electronic Yodeling Pickle
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Electronic Yodeling Pickle
“The cucumber hasn’t spoken to me in weeks.”
Finally, my prayers have been answered. Do you know how much I was spending on yodeling lessons for my regular pickles? THOUSANDS. And they never learned. Not even one decent “yodel-ay-hee-hoo.” Just sat there. Being pickles. But THIS pickle? This pickle … Read More
Rubber Chicken Slingshot
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Rubber Chicken Slingshot
“I’ve been banned from two family gatherings.”
You put your finger in the chicken’s head, pull the tail, and LAUNCH IT ACROSS THE ROOM. It screams as it flies. It sticks to walls. It traumatizes anyone in its path. I brought it to Thanksgiving and launched a chicken directly … Read More
Yolococa Tiny Hands Finger Puppets
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Yolococa Tiny Hands Finger Puppets
“They called the police.”
I cannot stress enough how important it is that they include BOTH left and right hands. I bought a cheaper set once and got ten right hands. Do you know how unsettling it is to wave at someone with five tiny right hands? … Read More