Kikkerland Cat Butt Magnets
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Kikkerland Cat Butt Magnets
“Whoever sculpted these has STUDIED cats. From a very specific angle.”
Before these magnets, I was using REGULAR magnets like some kind of peasant. Now my refrigerator is covered in six lifelike cat hindquarters and I have never felt more alive. The “attention to detail” is honestly alarming … Read More
Screaming Goat Book & Figurine
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Screaming Goat Book + Figure
“Educational AND chaotic.”
This is not just a screaming goat. This is a screaming goat WITH LITERATURE. You get a tiny goat figure that screams when you press it AND a book full of goat facts. Did you know goats have accents? I didn’t. Now I do … Read More
Hand Holding Magnetic Socks
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Hand-Holding Magnetic Socks
“My feet are in a committed relationship now.”
These socks have little hands on them that MAGNETICALLY HOLD EACH OTHER. So when you put your feet together, your socks are holding hands. This is either the cutest thing ever invented or deeply unsettling depending on your worldview. I bought them … Read More
Shark Blanket Hoodie
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Shark Blanket Hoodie
“I am no longer a person. I am a shark.”
I bought this for my kid. I’m writing this review FROM INSIDE THE SHARK because I stole it. It’s mine now. You climb inside and the shark EATS YOU and then you’re cozy and also terrifying. My legs stick out … Read More
Toast Crossbody Bag
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Toast Crossbody Bag
“High fashion. Butter sold separately.”
I walked into a fancy restaurant carrying a purse that looks EXACTLY like a piece of buttered toast. The hostess didn’t know what to do. “Can I… take your toast?” No ma’am, this is a PURSE. It holds my phone, my wallet, my keys, … Read More
Yolococa Tiny Hands Finger Puppets
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Yolococa Tiny Hands Finger Puppets
“They called the police.”
I cannot stress enough how important it is that they include BOTH left and right hands. I bought a cheaper set once and got ten right hands. Do you know how unsettling it is to wave at someone with five tiny right hands? … Read More
Rubber Chicken Slingshot
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Rubber Chicken Slingshot
“I’ve been banned from two family gatherings.”
You put your finger in the chicken’s head, pull the tail, and LAUNCH IT ACROSS THE ROOM. It screams as it flies. It sticks to walls. It traumatizes anyone in its path. I brought it to Thanksgiving and launched a chicken directly … Read More
The Gift of Nothing
★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
The Gift of Nothing
“They said they wanted nothing. I delivered.”
Every year my brother-in-law says “oh don’t get me anything, I don’t need anything.” So this year I got him LITERALLY NOTHING. It comes in a fancy dome-shaped package and inside is… air. Just air. The package looks super official and … Read More