★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Handerpants
“Underwear. For your hands. You’re welcome.”
These are fingerless gloves that look EXACTLY like tiny men’s briefs. Tighty whities. For your HANDS. I wore them to a work meeting and no one said anything for 47 minutes until my boss finally asked “are those… underwear?” and I said “no, they’re HANDerwear” and finger-gunned at him. I was not invited to the next meeting. Worth it. They’re actually surprisingly comfortable and made of soft cotton. My hands have never felt more supported. More… cradled. Is it weird? Absolutely. Is it hilarious? Every single time. I’ve given them as gifts to three different people and all three have stopped speaking to me. A small price for comedy.