★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Rubber Chicken Slingshot
“I’ve been banned from two family gatherings.”
You put your finger in the chicken’s head, pull the tail, and LAUNCH IT ACROSS THE ROOM. It screams as it flies. It sticks to walls. It traumatizes anyone in its path. I brought it to Thanksgiving and launched a chicken directly into my uncle’s mashed potatoes. He was not amused. I was CRYING laughing. My nieces and nephews immediately formed an alliance and staged a chicken war in the living room. Grandma got hit. Twice. She’s ordering her own pack for “revenge.” These things FLY. Like, really fly. With enough force they stick to windows, ceilings, your cousin’s forehead. Best $8 I’ve ever spent. Family therapy is extra but WORTH IT.