I did the math. The average American uses 100 rolls of toilet paper a year. At today’s prices, that’s $60-80 minimum. This bidet attachment was $35. It paid for itself in six months and now I feel like European royalty every time I use the bathroom. Installation took 15 minutes with no plumber required. Why did no one tell me about this sooner? I’ve become that person who brings up bidets at dinner parties. My friends are tired of me. I don’t care.
