★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
Hen Bag Handbag
“Is that Hermès? No, it’s a rubber chicken.”
It’s a PURSE. Shaped like a RUBBER CHICKEN. It has a zipper down the back and you put your stuff INSIDE THE CHICKEN. I carried it to brunch and the hostess didn’t know what to say. “Can I… take your chicken?” No ma’am, this chicken contains my wallet, my keys, and my lipstick. It goes where I go. People take photos of me on the street now. I wave. I’m basically a celebrity but instead of talent I have a poultry accessory. It holds more than you’d think—phone, cards, sunglasses, snacks. The chicken provides. 100 people bought this last month which means there are at least 100 of us out there living our best absurd lives. Join us.