★★★★★
Reviewed by Ima B Cheap
Masters in Savings Program
The Gift of Nothing
“They said they wanted nothing. I delivered.”
Every year my brother-in-law says “oh don’t get me anything, I don’t need anything.” So this year I got him LITERALLY NOTHING. It comes in a fancy dome-shaped package and inside is… air. Just air. The package looks super official and high-quality so he really thought he was getting something good. He opened it. He stared. He looked at me. I smiled. He hasn’t spoken to me since Thanksgiving and Christmas is going to be DELIGHTHAT. The best part? It has a lifetime guarantee. A lifetime guarantee on NOTHING. I’ve already bought three more for other family members who “don’t want anything.” Be careful what you wish for.